A woman arrived at a party and while scanning the guests, spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, 'Hello. My name is Carmen.' 'That's a beautiful name,' he replied. 'Is it a family name?' 'No,' she replied. 'Actually I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore, I chose 'Carmen'. What's your name?' He answered 'B.J. Titsengolf'.

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