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Old 08-02-2009, 09:13 AM
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A man was driving through an intersection when a traffic camera flashed. He thought his picture had just been taken for exceeding the speed limit, even though he knew he was not speeding.

Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot again, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. He thought this was quite funny, so he slowed down even further as he drove past the area another time, but the traffic camera flashed yet again.

He even tried this a fourth time with the exact same result.
The fifth time he was laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past at a snail's pace.

Two weeks later, he got five traffic citations in the mail for driving without a seat belt.

Dumb ass
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lol
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