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Old 09-25-2009, 07:14 PM
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WARNING TO ALL MEN! Date rape alert!!


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jmah05-08-2009, 07:30 PM
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be
alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman.

Many females use a date-rape-drug on the market called 'Beer' .

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in
bottles, cans, or from taps and in large kegs.

Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade
their male victims to go home and sleep with them.

A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then
simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several Beers , men
will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women to
whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking Beer , men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly
what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that
'something bad' occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's
savings, in a familiar scam known as 'a relationship' . In extreme cases,
the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a
longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as 'marriage'.

Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and
sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please forward this warning to every male you know.

If you fall victim to this Beer scam and the women administering it, there
are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking
encounter with similarly victimized men.

For the support group nearest you, just look up 'Golf Courses' in the phone
book.

For a video to see how Beer works click here: http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf

Beer Demo
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Old 09-25-2009, 07:50 PM
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Please can someone help me find one of these women.
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Old 09-25-2009, 08:42 PM
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Please can someone help me find one of these women.
Get a case of beer and head to the closest senior home lmao
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Cool Already victimized!

Please help I am a victim. Where do I get the support and counselling?
LMAO ... that was funny! R U sure we are the victims?
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Old 09-25-2009, 11:16 PM
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Smile LMAO you guys are Crazy!!!

you couldnt give me enough beer to even try and drink that bitch till she cute thats in the video,,lmao...man she looks like an old sea hag from way back!!!
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I hope nobody gets that drunk to take something like her home. lol
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I hope nobody gets that drunk to take something like her home. lol
can you say Crack hoe!!!
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I wouldn't want to see the guys that are drinking! LOL As the woman's point of view! Of course, they could be a perfect pair! hehehehehe
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never been that drunk not even on tequila
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All the girls all look prettier at closing time, they all begain to look like movie stars. Wake up with a(mugly other) how about sportsman double hum?
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