Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a
Biker, Gord, are all walking together one day.

They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total',
says the Genie.

The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the
land to be forever fertile in Canada '

POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever
fertile for farming.

Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan ,
Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Ukrainians, Americans or
Canadians
can come into our precious land.'

POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall
around those countries.

The Biker Gord says, 'I am very curious.
Please tell me more about this wall.'

The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick
and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out;
it's virtually impenetrable.'

Then Gord sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lites a cigar,
smiles and says,

'Fill it with water.'


LMAO

Good one

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LMAO, that's a good one putski

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lmao,,,Yes just fill it with water and she all be good!!!

I'll drink to that.

Cheers Fatboy,,have some Rum!!! lol

this is so funny I had to bring it back up front!!!

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